Play Atkins Diet Video Slot for Free
Last Update: May 10, 2011
This slot machine is neither endorsed nor approved by the estate of Dr. Robert Atkins®. It is meant as a parody of antique fruit-based slot machines. It is offered to the public to play for free, in the spirit of education about slot machine design. I make absolutely no profit from the game.
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This slot machine has 5 reels, each with 32 stops. The game picks 5 random numbers from 1 to 32, one for each reel, and maps them to a symbol on the corresponding reels. The reel stripping was carefully constructed to achieve an average return of 97%. For more information, please see my full design of the game.
Reason #2 why the Wizard likes Bovada:
No-hassle practice games
Most online casinos spend more effort trying to separate you from your money than they do trying to give you a good experience. They have all kinds of popup windows, they usually make you download their software, and if they do offer play-in-browser games then you have to register an account before you can play. And if you register they start sending you emails trying to get you to deposit real money.
But Bovada is different. They have no popup windows at all, and their practice games play right in your browser, with no download, and no registration required. You don’t even have to give up your email address. It couldn’t be simpler: just one click and you’re playing the game.
I wish all online casinos showed this much respect for their players. Other casinos practically ask for your first born child to play for free. Meanwhile Bovada is patient and does not twist anybody’s arm to play for real money. You can play as long as you like for free with no obligation. The real-money games are available if that’s your preference, but if not, you can play the free practice games for as long as you like without hassle.