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From
the Wizard....
Craps
tournament at the Venetian
One of my favorite forms of gambling
is playing tournaments. I play about
six to eight a year, usually baccarat,
blackjack, or craps. In the tournament
world, it is feast or famine, and until recently
I had been in a famine for about two
years. However I'm happy to say I finally
had a seat at the feast.
The tournament was a $100,000 craps
tournament at the Venetian in April.
About 100 players were invited. The format
was players were assigned tables and times, then
everyone played free-style for half an
hour. At the end of the half hour any
unresolved bets on the table were
returned. Then play resumed for five more
rolls or a seven-out, whichever happened
first. For these final five rolls, players
bet in order, starting with the same player
every time. Depending on the session, the
top three or four advanced, out of 10 to 12 at
the table.
In my first session I lost. I
don't even remember why. However, the
Venetian allows a second chance "rebuy" round,
for a $500 fee. So I paid my $500 and was
assigned a second time and table, with the other
losers. It got to the final of the five
rolls. The top three advanced, and there
were only four players left. I had the
second most chips, and was late to act. I
spread my bets in such a way that I would
advance on anything but a seven. If a
seven rolled, I would be wiped out. Then
the dice were thrown, and landed on 6 and
1. I know the probability of this is
16.7%, but I seem to have suffered this kind of
bad beat many times before. It was not a
new feeling. I mentally chalked up another
loss, and stepped over the rope, not wanting to
see or initial my big fat zero, as you are
supposed to do.
However, a player who was watching stopped
me and said, "Don't leave yet, another player
has zero too." He was right. Two
players had stacks of chips, but another player,
who acted after me, also went bust on the
seven. The dealers were not sure what to
do, so the supervisor was called over. He
looked at the rules, and said the other player
and I were to have a five-roll tiebreaker.
Unfortunately, I had to act first. The
other player had only to use some kind of
progression to get a little ahead, and then
mimic my bets. With proper strategy, he
had a huge advantage, but fortunately he didn't
know the proper strategy. The first roll of the
tie-breaker we both bet small on line
bets. A point was established so no money
was won or lost. On the second roll I did
nothing, and my opponent placed the 6 and
8. A seven came up, which ended the
tie-breaker. My opponent lost the place
bets, putting me ahead. So, the player who
stopped me from leaving saved me. I lived
to play again the next day in the
quarterfinals.
Two important lessons can be taken from
that sitting. One, as a general rule,
you should keep one chip without betting
it. I've heard of tournament players
winning with just one chip many times, but it
had never happened to me. Had I, or the
other zero player, held back just one small
chip, we would have placed third and advanced
without the tie-breaker. Also, it isn't
over until it is over. I should have
ensured nobody else busted out before
leaving. It isn't natural to think you
could not advance with zero, but in tournaments
anything can happen.
The next day, in the quarterfinals, I also
advanced. It was my strategy to be bet
small the first 20 minutes. It was a cold
table and most players busted out. It got
to a point where I started to mimic the
desperate bets of those behind me.
Eventually the lowest two players busted out
too. We never even needed to get to the
five-roll ending. It was an easy
victory.
At the semi-final table, the top four out
of 11 advanced. The players who
bubbled up to this level were stronger, and I
used my best judgment to stay close to the top
of the pack. Things got complicated on the
last roll. I believe I was in fourth place
with about eight players left. I tried to
cover as many numbers as I could, but there was
a lot of money out there, and was not sure
whether I was over-betting or under-betting my
numbers. The final roll came, and it was
not one I bet on, but it didn't make me lose my
bets either. After the unresolved bets
were returned, I came in fourth, a small amount
ahead of fifth place, and barely advanced to the
final table.
I had never made it to a final table in a
tournament before. Two years before, I
took third place in another craps tournament,
but that one was based on total chips over three
sessions. In this particular final table
everyone would win something, from $500 to
$50,000. To add to the stress, craps
tournaments are hard. The strategy is
difficult, and I had only done two like this
before, neither of which I went far in.
After the first 30 minutes of play I was
in second place, and acted after the first place
player. To make a long story short, it
all came down to the final roll. I had
covered the 5, 6, 8, and 9. Any of those
would cause me to win. A seven would have
been a disaster, and any other number would have
put me in the middle of pack, most likely.
I did hold back some chips this time. It
seemed to take ages for everyone to take their
turn, but finally the dice were ready to
roll. It all came down to this, and the
roll was a 6 and 2. Finally, after
countless bad beats in past tournaments, a big
turn goes my way.
It took a while to count everybody's
chips, but I could see I had the most, by about
$3,000. In the end I built my $10,000
in tournament chips to over $42,000.
They announced all the winners, poured
champagne, and took a lot of pictures. I
felt like Charlie Brown would have if he had
ever kicked the football. The thrill of
victory was sweeter than the actual money.
After it was over two experienced
tournament players congratulated me on the
victory, but took me to task for some betting
errors I made. Suffice it to say some
of my bets, including on the last roll, did not
maximize the odds of winning. I learned a lot
from the post-mortem, but it made me feel like
my victory was a bit ill-deserved. Still,
all's well that end's well.
Stratosphere
Dispute
My dispute
over an expired winning football bet
continues with the Stratosphere. At this I
would like to let justice run its course, and
will refrain from commenting on the
status. I hope to provide some specifics
in the next newsletter.
Golf
For the last few months I've been on
a golf kick. Like most math geeks, I'm
not the most coordinated person, but I
try. The Mandalay Bay was kind enough to
comp me a foursome at the Primm Valley golf
course. One of the three I invited to join
me was David Matthews (not the musician).
He wrote
about his experience, and in one place he
writes, "At one point I was admonished by a
staff member of the course because you're
supposed to use the cart path only on all the
par 3 holes." What he doesn't say is that
I was the one who drove the cart on the
green. Somebody evidently saw this and
came over to scold us. By the time he got
there, Dave was closer to the cart, and got the
blame. Sorry about that Dave. That
is not my first breach of golf etiquette.
Once in Montreal I put my bag of clubs on the
green. Then some guy came out of the
nowhere, and yelled at me in French. I
asked a friend what he said, and he told me we
were all issued a "yellow flag" warning.
One more screw up and we would be off the
course.
Ask
the Wizard!
Here's an excerpt from the newest
Ask
the Wizard, column #206.
(Q:) Las Vegas
casinos, namely Caesars and Bellagio, have
recently been giving me a harder time when
cashing out over a few thousand dollars in
chips. This past trip when I cashed out $8,000
at Caesers they asked for my Social Security
number. When I naturally asked why, they said
they couldn't tell me exactly and all they could
do was give me a card mentioning something vague
about Title 31. Could you explain to me and your
audience in greater detail what exactly is title
31 and, specifically, what will and will not get
your flagged by the IRS. Thanks!
— James
from Los Angeles, CA
(A:)
Title
31 is a regulation stating that the casino
should make a record of cash transactions of
over $10,000 by a single player in a single day.
In such cases, a CTR must be filled out, which
stands for Cash Transaction Report. This
includes making multiple transactions, adding up
to over $10,000. If you cash chips close to, but
under, $10,000, the cage will likely want to
make a note of it, in case you come back later
that day, and go over the $10,000 daily
limit.
My advice is to give them what they ask for.
You have a lot more to fear by looking like you
are avoiding CTR's than the CTRs themselves. In
fact, I think there is nothing to fear from a
legitimate CTR; the casinos generate lots of
them. Personally, I have generated hundreds, to
no known detriment. However, it raises lots of
attention when you look like you are going out
of your way to avoid them. I know one person who
was rebuffed when he tried to cash in chips,
because he had too many previous redemptions of
just under $10,000. So, that is my two cents.
Better suited to answer this is "Brian," a
current Las Vegas casino manager, and former
regulator, whom I like to turn to for procedural
questions like this.
In a nutshell, Title 31 is the
U.S. Department of Treasury Code designed to
prevent money laundering. It requires that
certain large cash transactions be reported
to the Government. These are filed on
FinCEN
Form 103 (PDF) Currency
Transaction Reports by Casinos (FinCEN
is the Financial Crimes Enforcement Network).
Casinos are required to report all currency
transactions in excess of $10K in a single
day. The day doesnt follow
the clock &endash; a casino picks their day
(e.g., 3 a.m. to 2:59 a.m.).
All Financial Institutions comply with
Title 31. Casinos are considered financial
institutions because of the types of
transactions they perform, which are similar
to those of a bank (e.g., check cashing,
wires, loans, cash exchanges). Unlike
traditional financial institutions, casinos
conduct a great deal of transactions with
unknown patrons. When you set up your
checking account at the bank, you give them
all of the necessary information needed to
fill out CTRs. However, when cashing chips at
the cage, the only way the casino can get
this information is to ask. Casinos have to
get all of the necessary information to fill
out a CTR before the patron crosses the
$10,000 threshold. Since the fines for
non-compliance are hefty, they make a
diligent effort to comply.
Casinos are apprehensive to give
patrons too much information on Title 31 for
fear of inadvertently breaking the law.
Casinos are specifically precluded from
aiding patrons in structuring transactions in
such a manner as to allow them to skirt the
requirements. When you ask questions, they
prefer to point to a preprinted informational
card and dont like to discuss the
matter for fear of divulging inappropriate
information.
Circumventing Title 31 is relatively
easy for undocumented transactions (e.g.,
chip buys, chip redemptions, etc.), but why
would you want to? If the casino has reason
to believe that you are purposefully
conducting your transactions in an effort to
avoid the reporting requirements of Title 31,
theyll fill out a Suspicious Activity
Report by Casinos form (aka SARC). If a
casino learns that you exceeded the $10K
threshold and they didnt get the
required information, they will bar you from
gaming until they get it. —
Brian
What's
new on the site
From
Michael Bluejay....
Legal
news about online gambling.
As most of you know, in fall 2006
Congress passed UIGEA, prohibiting banks from
processing transactions for online gambling.
They didn't criminalize gambling itself, either
for players or casinos, but most online casinos
stopped serving U.S. players anyway just to be
on the safe side. Since UIGEA was passed there
have been efforts to strike it down. Here are
the most recent developments.
- Lawsuit continues.An industry group
called iMEGA filed a lawsuit challenging UIGEA.
A judge ruled in March that iMEGA had standing
but dismissed everything else in the suit. iMEGA
is currently appealing.
(March
ruling)
- House hears testimony on UIGEA. The
U.S. House Financial Services Committee had a
hearing in April on UIGEA where they got an
earful from opponents, including the banking
industry, which said that the regulations are
burdensome and nearly impossible to follow. Said
one banking rep, "Punting this obligation to the
banking industry is an unprecedented delegation
of governmental responsibility with no prospect
of practical success."
(April
hearing)
- Ron Paul and Barney Frank try to stop
UIGEA. Reps. Ron Paul (R) and Barney Frank
(D) have introduced a bill which would stop the
feds from "proposing, prescribing, or
implementing regulations required by UIGEA."
It's unlikely it will pass, but they get kudos
for trying.
- Party Gaming expected to settle.
Despite all of the above this, the feds are
still going after online gaming operators, and
operators are continuing to pay fines and settle
-- which is curious since ostensibly there's no
specific law against online poker or casino
gaming. The UIGEA regs address only financial
institutions. Party Gaming is the latest company
expected to settle with the feds to avoid
prosecution. (Party
Gaming
settlement)
Bodog
news
- Calvin quits. Calvin Ayre, the
billionaire founder of Bodog, has suddenly
retired. Good move, I say. I've never understood
why billionaires keep working. Look at Bill
Gates, who took forever to retire. How much
satisfaction could he really have gotten from
running a company that makes mediocre software?
Now, Calvin at least was running a pretty hip
and exciting company. But I think the excitement
is really in building something successful. Once
you've created success out of nothing then I
think it's time to either move on and create
something else, or just kick back and enjoy your
success. But honestly, if I made a billion
dollars I'd still probably put out this
newsletter for the Wizard, because it is kind of
fun. And having bragging rights to being tight
with the Wiz is something you can't put a price
on.
- Bodog gives out iPhones. Bodog is
running a promotion on their Caribbean Holdem
game, where the first person to get a certain
hand wins an iPhone. The first hand was J-J-J-J,
and the first person who got that won a phone.
The next hand to hit was Q-Q-Q-Q, and someone
hit that and got a phone, too. There are 14
specific hands (and 14 iPhones), and four have
already hit. There are ten hands and iPhones
left, with the next hand to hit being A-2-3-4-5.
(see Bodog's
iPhone giveaway)
- Reload bonuses return -- sort of.
With most payment processors pulling out of the
U.S. market, it's become more expensive for
casinos to process transactions. Faced with
either passing those transaction fees onto its
players or discontinuing its 10% reload
(redeposit) bonus, Bodog chose the latter. But
for a limited time, Bodog is giving poker
players a reload bonus of up to 100%. (more on
the 100%
poker reload bonus)
- Bodog now run by Morris Mohawk. We reported last September how Bodog licensed its brand to Morris Mohawk in North America, which means that Morris Mohawk now runs the business for North American players. Everything still looks and works the same, but under the covers it's a different company running the show. That means I'm working with a new account rep, in another city, Treva. (See picture.) She's the one who sends me all the spiffy new Bodog banners that you're seeing on the site.
Hanging
with the Wizard
The Wizard and I did three fun and
exciting things recently.
Liberace Museum. The Wizard invited me
to go to the Liberace
Museum courtesy of his 2-for-1 coupon.
Fortunately I knew exactly where it was because
by pure chance I happened to go past it when I
went out jogging a few weeks earlier. But when
we got there the Wizard found that he forgot the
coupon and I had to pay anyway. Drat! Anyway,
the museum is pretty extensive, with several
rooms displaying lots of different pianos,
costumes, and personal items. There's also a
timeline that started from when he was born up
until his death in the 80's. The guided tour was
starting just as we got there, and it was very
well attended. During the Q&A at the end I
was really tempted to ask, "Uh, I heard a rumor
that Liberace was gay. Is that true? You can
tell me -- I won't tell anyone."
Visitors are allowed to play his big
sparkling mirrored piano provided they have some
skills, they sign a release form (what, like
that I won't sue if I fall off the stool and
die?), and that they wash their hands first. I
complied with all their requirements and so I
got to play it. It was really neat, but honestly
I can't say it compares to playing the Beatles'
studio pianos at Abbey Road which I did a year
ago, or Ben
Folds' Steinway, which I got to do at a
soldout show in Dallas. I was a little nervous
because I'm no Liberace, and I'm sure they have
really talented players coming through there all
the time (a disproprionate number of his fans
are likely pianists themselves), but they said I
did okay. I played mostly little snippets of
stuff, not wanting to take too much time, but
they encouraged me to play a full song, so I did
my original "Something About You".
If you don't make it out to the museum (about
two miles from the Strip), Madame Tussaud's Wax
Museum in the Venetian has a pretty accurate
replica of Liberace's mirrored piano.
Game Show Spectacular. Let me tell you
something about the Wizard: He gets really
excited about the possibility winning any kind
of game against someone else, even if the prize
is small. He always wants to Rock, Paper,
Scissors or play Liar's Poker to see who will
pick up the bill somewhere. Now, you should know
that the Wizard is a rich man (as you would
expect from the world's foremost authority on
gambling), so anything he wins is pretty
inconsequential because he could just go out and
buy it instead. But still, he gets crazy excited
when he has the chance of beating somebody, for
anything. As he explains it, it's not because of
the value of what he can win, it's because of
his competitive nature. His excitement about
competition is significant because he rarely
shows any kind of serious emotion otherwise,
never excited, never angry, and he has a hard
time passing himself off as a normal gambler
when he counts cards at blackjack because he's
like Spock and hardly reacts when he wins or
loses huge bets. But put him in a situation
where he can win some chintzy little prize in
some competition and he goes bonkers. Similarly,
the one and only time in my life I've ever seen
him angry was in Montreal when he lost some
inconsequential game because he didn't play it
properly. So with that prelude, here's what
happened at the game show.
So we went to the Game Show Spectacular at
the Hilton, which is a real live TV-style game
show, except it's not on TV. Depending on when
you go your host will be either Bob Eubanks,
Jamie Farr, or Chuck Woolery. We got Eubanks,
which is what the Wiz had hoped for. So right
off they say they're gonna give a prize to
anyone who has an American Express card, and I
think the Wizard's going to break his arm
struggling to frantically get his card out in
time. He's leaping up and struggling to get his
wallet out and fumbling with it like he's having
a seizure, and I'm like, "Dude!" Unfortunately
he wasn't the first to whip it out, though.
They gave away lots of prizes for people who
had the right things in their possession, none
of which we won. You could really feel the
Wizard's anguish about not having the item they
called for. I was thinking that if I ever had
the thing they were calling out, I was just
gonna give it to the Wizard so he could be happy
about winning, although I don't know if he'd be
as happy if he didn't win it of his own
accord.
Then they did an opening number and the
hostess came out into the audience and dragged
me up onto the stage, while I protested that she
should take my friend because he really, really,
really, wanted to participate. But it turned out
they just wanted someone to dance for a minute,
so I did some crazy thrashing around and
spinning on the floor to make them happy. But
the real entertainment would have been seeing
the Wizard dance, I'm sure. My guess is that
he'd be reluctant to dance but if they told him
that if he danced better than the next person
he'd win a peanut then he'd do the best damn
dance you ever saw.
Over the next hour or so they called various
people up onto the stage to participate in games
styled after the Newlywed Game, the Price is
Right, and the Gong Show. The main prizes were
cash, I think $100 to $250, not bad considering
that they weren't getting any ad revenue to fund
the prizes like a real TV game show would. My
favorite bit was when Eubanks asked each of four
women their weight, and then he brought out a
bathroom scale and the person who was most
truthful got the prize. I like honesty being
rewarded. Even better, she was actually a pretty
big girl. She was sitting near us so I made it a
point to congratulate her and tell her that I
especially liked how she won.
Anyway, with a fairly small crowd of maybe
150 people we had a good chance of being called
for something, but we weren't. So no prizes for
us. On the other hand, the show was FREE FREE
FREE thanks to the Wizard getting it comped.
Thanks, Wizard! And afterward we played
blackjack and I won $500. And our dealer won
something, because the Wizard gave her a marble
cheese tray that a casino had given him for his
gift of the month.
Van Halen concert. When I heard that
David Lee Roth had rejoined Van Halen and that
they were playing at Mandalay Bay, I knew
nothing would stop me from seeing them.
Fortunately the Wizard said he'd like to go too,
and he scored us some comped tickets -- third
row, dead center! Does the Wizard have the
hook up or what?! We were so close, that when
Roth went out onto the catwalk thing into the
audience, he was farther away from us than when
he was on the main stage.
Roth finally chopped his hair, as had Eddie.
The only one with long hair was Eddie's
17-year-old son Wolgang, who replaced Michael
Anthony on bass and backing vocals -- and was
quite accomplished on both. I joked that they
had to have the concert on Saturday night
instead of Sunday because he has to get up early
for school on Monday. Valerie Bertinelli was
there, standing in front of the stage in front
of Wolfie. When some people spotted her they
were like, "Look, there's Valerie Bertinelli!"
And I was thinking, "Uh, yeah, and up there on
the stage is frickin' Eddie Van
Halen!"
They did a long set of all their old hits,
leaving nothing out. They didn't do anything
post-1983 at all. Roth still sang really well,
surprisingly so. It was one of the best concerts
I've ever seen, and the third-row tickets were
incredible. After the show I told the Wizard I
loved him.
Free
book drawing winner
This month's winner of the Wizard's
book, Gambling
102, is "MJ Cousin" -- subscriber #6452
(alphabetically) of 10,345, and who signed up
for the list in April 2007. Congratulations MJ!
Until next time, set
your expectations high.
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